Holy shit. 100,000 views on Neocities? That's pretty cool.
That's it. I could make some exaggerated ramble about the site's history and how I feel after reaching this milestone, but you'll instead get a suspiciously short scrollbar.
You're wasting your time. Just stop scrolling already.
I told you to stop...
Please...
Why are you doing this to yourself
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