hello guys i am ben shapiro. i'm back to roast yet more woketards which unfornunately are absolutely plaguing america. time to dive into some leftist garbage.
so firstly we have the state of the middle east
it seems that even the middle east has surcummed to the cancer that is otaku and hikkikormori culture. if we do not invade the middle east within 3 days, they will literally collapse within themselves because of yoing men being glued to screens displaying japanese-animated japanese women in sexual circumstances with other women (known to these self-proclaimed fans of these cartoons as "Yuri").
alright, we will now move on to my little pony and how woke it got absolutely destroyed by the left with their woke agenda
although originally intended by the lord of the mlp universe (Lauren Faust) to be nothing more than side characters, it turns out that rainbow-haired lunatics managed to get their grubby hands onto this beloved children's cartoon by inserting their homosecual agenda into the show. hasbro must eradicate their growing cancer of woke employees in order to restore the glory the mlp franchise had in the early days of its run. we can only hope that they can turn things around with g6
the last point of discussion is how sigma i look. i look incredibly sigma. even though i don't live in ohio, i'll still make te point that i ave ohio skibidi rizz.
anyways, thanks for reading my daily wire article. i'm gonna keep grifting like there's no tomorrow.
